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Janeane Garofalo

May 3, 2003 - 2:49pm

Janeane Garofalo

Before the war in Iraq started, Garofalo told the following to Bill O’Reilly on the O’Reilly Factor:


“I would be so willing to say I’m sorry, I hope to God that I can be made a buffoon of, that people will say you were wrong, you were a fatalist, and I will go to the White House on my knees on cut glass and say, hey, you were right, I shouldn’t have doubted you.”


She also told Hollywood Reporter correspondent Paul Bond:


“There’s no way a war in Iraq will go well.”


“If you’re wrong and we defeat them with minimal casualties, and the Iraqi people say ‘God Bless America for removing Saddam Hussein,’ will you admit you were wrong?” Bond asked


“I want to be wrong. I would hold a press conference. I’ll bring orchids to Laura Bush and Dick Cheney!”


Well, even the harshest critics will not argue that the war did not go well. But, here is Janeane’s comment about the apology to WABC Radio’s Steve Malzberg:


“I have nothing to apologize for.”

Uh … huh?

“Because a girl should have long hair, she should have clean hair; because she should have clean hair, she should not have an unclean home; because she should not have an unclean home, she should have a free and leisured mother; because she should have a free mother, she should not have an usurious landlord; because there should not be a usurious landlord, there should be a redistribution of property; because there should be a redistribution of property, there shall be a revolution.” — What’s Wrong with the World – G. K. Chesterton

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