Is It Illegal to Make Your Spouse Ride on the Roof of the Car? | Lowering the Bar
This question arises from the recent arrest of a Florida man (credit: The Smoking Gun) after he was stopped by a police officer who wished to inquire as to why there was a woman clinging to the roof of his car. The answer to that question, as you might expect, turned out to be complicated.
Things we know for sure: The thoughts of Steve Jobs are not in this set | Macworld:
But, to be fair, Cult of Mac knows Steve Jobs would have hated these things because [clown horn] honk-honk [slide whistle] doooooooooooop [very long seltzer spray] pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssht
For future reference, here are the rules about presuming to write about what Steve Jobs would have thought of anything:
A) Unless you are Laurene Powell Jobs, do not attempt to write about what Steve Jobs would have thought of anything.
B) There is no rule B.
Is the author at Cult of Mac Laurene Powell Jobs? Alas, no.