Wherein I Move a Lot of Words Around


An introvert raising an extrovert child might make for an interesting sitcom. I've spent the last two days at home with the boy on vacation and I've gotten to the point where I've answered every question he's asked for the past two hours with "meh".

It's like he exhales in English.

Irradiated Vegetables


Me: “Boys, eat your vegetables.”
Wife: “Right! How do you think superheroes get so strong?”
Me: “Well, radiation mostly…”